{"product_id":"floralinda","title":"Floralinda","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER NOW - 29th July 2027\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE TOWER BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER. TRUE LOVE MADE THEM WORSE. The princess in the tower is a classic for a reason: witch kidnaps princess; witch puts princess in tower guarded by monsters; prince kills monsters, rescues princess; happily ever after, roll credits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrincess Floralinda's story goes a little differently. Her witch was an artiste, and she got carried away. After a dozen or so princes died on the very first floor, the rest decided there were easier paths to wedded bliss.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo Floralinda set out to rescue herself, armed only with a breadknife, a good upbringing, and a captive fairy named Cobweb. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DOWN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter forty flights of brutal monster-slaying, Floralinda emerges at the bottom of the tower bloodied, unbowed, and no longer a princess in anything but name. Unfortunately, the trouble is only beginning for the one-time-princess and her fairy companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuccession looms. The Fairy Courts call. A princess would have no hope of surviving all that is to come...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but maybe a monster could.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBestselling, award-winning author Tamsyn Muir returns with a subversive fairytale adventure that blends Nettle \u0026amp; Bone with Dungeon Crawler Carl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tamsyn Muir","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57527810523516,"sku":"9781037432279","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0427\/9412\/3414\/files\/9781037432279.jpg?v=1790873593","url":"https:\/\/www.queerlit.co.uk\/products\/floralinda","provider":"Queer Lit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}