You could use this card to let your significant other know that you would like a little back door action or to push your friend into admitting that they love a bit of an*l. A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading...

You should be able to appreciate an amazing cock at least once a day. It's always a good start to the day. A birthday card with a photo of a proud cockerel standing on a post box. Text above reads Please can we just...