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All orders are sent out in discreet packaging.
We normally dispatch items in stock within 48 hours and use Royal Mail Track 48 service with tracking and delivery conformation.
Free shipping is limited to a single shipment to the United Kingdom. International shipping charges will be calculated at the checkout.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
A reluctant villain sets out to become the trophy husband of the terrifying Dark Lord of New York-if the Dark Lord can only be convinced he's not trying to kill him. By turns charmingly macabre and heartfelt, this laugh-out-loud queer fantasy romcom is perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain and The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating.
Kieran Prentiss, necromancer prodigy, and New York's "Most Darling Devil," has a secret: he's a pacifist.
Though the world expects him to rise as the next great villain, Kieran has no interest in ruling-or killing-anyone. After an encounter with Dark Lord du Maurier-known to his fans as LdM, New York's infamously fearsome and impossibly attractive ruler, an idea strikes: why become a dark lord when you can simply seduce one? Under the guise of managing LdM's PR for the upcoming Dark Lord of the Northeast competition, Kieran enters LdM's orbit with one goal: getting LdM to put a ring on it. But it soon becomes clear someone is targeting LdM for more treacherous reasons.
Faced with assassination attempts and cutthroat political schemes, Kieran's carefully planned seduction starts to unravel and the line between strategy and his true feelings blurs. Kieran can only hope that LdM's trust-and whatever is growing between them-will survive the fallout.
All items are delivered directly to your door in unbranded discreet packaging.
For UK deliveries we use Royal Mail Track 48 Hour Service. Stock availability is displayed on the product page. Items that are in stock will normally be dispatched within 1-2 working days, with the exception of bank holidays.
International delivery times may vary depending on that countries delivery service. Please allow 14 days before contacting us to chase your delivery. International orders may be subject to customs and duty charges at the recipients end.
For items displayed as Available To Backorder, these will be dispatched once they return to stock. We will keep you updated on their progress.